Stupid things not do when you steal a laptop

DownloadSquad has a article on things not do if you steal a laptop :-) . We are not telling you to steal!

Here are the ones that you shouldn't do

• Don't take pictures of yourself with the built-in webcam
• Don't download and install a chat program, then log in to it
• Don't sign into social networking sites
• Don't update your statuses with giveaway details
• Don't let your browser store any passwords
• Don't register yourself as the owner of the laptop

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2006 Foot-in-Mouth Awards

You, the readers, have sent us your picks for the lamest quotes from or about the world of technology during this eventful year. We have selected the "best" of those and present them to you now.

Leading off with a stupid quote from President Bush might seem a little too easy, perhaps unfair, a bit like stealing candy from a blind kid or something. But in a year chockablock with moronic quips, obtuse observations and mind-boggling inanities, you still have to put Dubya front and center. He is, after all, the most powerful man in the world.

"One of the things I've learned on the Google is to pull up maps. It's very interesting to see -- I've forgotten the name of the program -- but you get the satellite, and you can -- like, I kinda like to look at the ranch. It reminds me of where I wanna be sometimes."
-- Bush, asked during an interview with CNBC if he ever googled anybody.

"The Google." How quaint -- if it were coming from your grandmother. (And that would be Google Earth, Mr. President.)

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Blue Screen of Death Top 10

The now infamous Blue Screen of Death (BSoD) has been around since Windows 3.1. However, by chance, this screen made an appearance back in Windows 1.0! Have we finally discovered the original origins of this beast! There are many causes for this error: Bad DLL's, incorrect device drivers, bad memory, damaged registry, etc. This error has become less predominant in later years. Receiving such an error now, is much more serious than it used to be in the Windows 3.1/95/98 days. Below are some of the Top 10 Blue Screen of Death images! Some of these might be fake images, unless I was to take them myself how could I be sure obviously. Enjoy!

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Comments on GooTube - Slashdot

GooTube

This shit is funny. GooTube in Hindi literary means asshole.

Goo --> Shit
Tube --> Tube
GooTube --> Tube from where you shit

Sorry, I am drunk on monday afternoon :)

Slashdot is outsourcing its +5 Funny to India now?

The Bubble is back! Bubble 2.0, but a bubble nonetheless.

Does this mean that YouTube will now go into Beta status?

Hey google, Thats 24 million dollars each isn't it? I'm a one man company, but you can buy my company (www.positech.co.uk) for just $15 million.
Give me a call, or just drop me an email guys. That figure is negotiable too.

FWD it on!

Read, Rate and Share the funniest email forwards! FWDiton is a site which lets you do just that. You can forward your funny mail to them as well. Worth a visit.